end of the unicorn
>wake up in treehouse
>hungover from root beer
>late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain
>stumble to cardboard box to drive to work
>don't have enough imagination to make it go
>try to take my bike
>get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike
>get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney
>thank him for his service
>fired from job
>go to candy store
>stumble home hyper
>wake up for another big day
I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH
Out of curiosity, what stereotypical “pick me” girl traits do you guys have?
I like beer
I like sports
I never wear makeup
I never wear skirts/dresses
I hate the colour pink
All of my friends are guys
I only play REAL video games, not like the sims or animal crossing /j
I hate shopping
More than one of the above
















